"At told my accusing wife, You really cant believe in faeries can you? I thought that would shut her up. But she retorted, I didnt believe until you started sneaking off into the wood in the middle of the night and coming back limp, exhausted and stinking of sex. Also one of them sent me some pictures. Apparrently you annoyed her too."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 22, 2025
They are a primitive tribe of fairies but French fur traders taught them photography. Now they have lots of photographic evidence of the last 20 years. Just wait until these files are released to the public. Foo Foo the Fuzzy Possum has a lot to be worried about.
"Finding a horny hot woman out here in a desert was a stroke a luck, or so I thought, until she said she likes them pickled. Now I got no dessert for anyone and nothing for me to stroke."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 20, 2025
The good news is that it is happy and will live longer than you will.
"It wasnt clear to me who the ventriloquist and who the doll. But they invited me in and I was intrigued. One thing led to another and another led to a kiss. Her lips tasted of birch bark and her back was knotted and hallow. But by then I was already in love. Now we are both of us dolls."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 14, 2025
Great! Her goal is to have as many ventriloquist dummies as Jeff Dunham. She was already a successful showgirl in Vegas, soon she will take over his residency Planet Hollywood Resort
"Its a miracle the family survived so many generations given what the sons and sons of sons were subjected to. The nougat recipe calls for whipping their eggs into a stiff froth as you fold in honey and candied or toasted nuts from other fruits who were lured into the kitchen. It is a delicious concoction. All the girls in town seem to be addicted to it."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 11, 2025
Did you just give away the recipe? Did you not read the non disclosure agreement? I hope you have a good attorney. You really should be more careful about what information you share on an outdated website that nobody really gives a shit about anymore.
"Possessed by the Holy Passion, the pulsing relic radiated the Spirit within. Witness to the Miracle she took upon herself to inspired, the Sister determined to capture the moment of unrelinquished Rapture."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 6, 2025
You can buy her photographs in the gift shop. all proceeds will help get the high priestess out of prison.
"The humanoid females of this planet exploit the high energy photon emissions of their double star to erode the hydrogel micro-channels within the brain tissue of their chosen mates thereby rendering them docile, obedient and perpetually horny."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 6, 2025
That is a good use of energy but every time she does that she burns the meatloaf.
"Maybe the Aliens rape me and make me her sextoy."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 5, 2025
Violence and rape are uncommon in most of the galaxy. You can see if the holodecks have any kind of simulations but they are mostly used for Disneyworld ride experiences. Try Space Mountain after a few bong hits.
"I didn’t have to study their brochure long before deciding it would be my next vacation destination. I confess, after making my reservation I did spend quite a bit of time perusing the brochure."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 5, 2025
The brochure is very outdated. The website has not been updated since 2005. They rely on word of mouth. Hang on to that brochure though. They are sought after by collectors, as long as the pages are not stuck together.
"I cant believe its been three years. Coming here to celebrate was a (burp), excuse me. (BELCH) Somethings wrong. Honey. What was in that cake you gave me? Why. Why. Why didnt you have any? Honey?"
CleanSteve337
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Dec 4, 2025
Gluten allergies. Cake messes me up. Maybe you have similar allergies. Maybe you are allergic to poison. Only your autopsy results will tell us.
"OH MY GOD! You may or may not be imaginary, but I know for a fact THIS DICK IS FUCKING REAL!"
CleanSteve337
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Dec 3, 2025
It is real but it isnt his. He found it in a medical waste dumpster in the back of the planned parenthood clinic. He also has other less appealing things floating in jars of formaldehyde.
"Honey! Youre imagining him. Im not making love with anyone, red, yellow, green or white. Youre just imagining him. Honest. Now go and shovel the driveway. I need to go out tonight."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 3, 2025
Imagination is a powerful thing. Imagine that the driveway was shoveled and that your night was awesome.
"The implant and injections have reprogrammed your human metabolism. Now ninety nine percent of your energy is devoted to nothing but the production spermatozia, which happens contain all the vitamins and minerals we spaziali bagnate require. From now on your days will be devoted to providing us with what we require for a heathy, happy life. So let’s get back to work now."
CleanSteve337
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Dec 1, 2025
Yeah, sounds good but these publicity photos are a lie. They will actually strap you to a table and hook you up to a machine that will not stop until it gets fifteen gallons. Actually, that sounds pretty good too.
"Its always heartwarming to see a flock of happy penises enjoying a gaggle of redheaded naked college girls. Sending this picture to my grandma. I think she ll really love it."
CleanSteve337
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Nov 30, 2025
Be careful. My grandma had heart failure and stained the carpet when I showed her these.
CleanSteve337
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Nov 30, 2025
She has stage fright. She has not moved in forty minutes.
madeintheshade08
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Dec 1, 2025
Would like to see an end to the stage fright and open her mouth to any of those angry cocks that seem to be readily available!
CleanSteve337
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Dec 1, 2025
Nope. She had a panic attack and went home.
madeintheshade08
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Dec 1, 2025
Well, should she go to MY home, I have an angry dick she might could use!